Hanging in Holland

The canals are dark muddy black in the early dawn hours of 7:30am? Huh? Actually, the canals are muddy black always even when the sun is shining. The street art incorporates diving donkeys (into the muddy black depths) and smart little intellectual dwarfs! They import lucky penises from Indonesia for, what else, LUCK. And if the trams don't get you first, you have to look for the flying Dutchmen, burning rubber around every corner on their speedy bikes...even Steve McQueen has a pretty one. Of course he does...