Friday, October 31, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Pick a Winner #35!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Hanging in Holland
The canals are dark muddy black in the early dawn hours of 7:30am? Huh? Actually, the canals are muddy black always even when the sun is shining. The street art incorporates diving donkeys (into the muddy black depths) and smart little intellectual dwarfs! They import lucky penises from Indonesia for, what else, LUCK. And if the trams don't get you first, you have to look for the flying Dutchmen, burning rubber around every corner on their speedy bikes...even Steve McQueen has a pretty one. Of course he does...
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
How to get a girlfriend...
Start by not trying at all...this is super key! Just sit around looking like the cool dude you are...all chilled out!
And then if you see a stylish hottie rolling by, you sort of just give her a "what's up" glance. You know, not too much, just a nod. A gesture that says, "you got something girl, and I'm letting you know it."
9 Times out of 10, if you played parts one and two correctly, she's going to feel your confident, "I'm cool with or without you vibe." She's locked in now.
But as we dudes know, girl's are emotional creatures and you sort of have to go with the flow. Basically, if they get bummed, you just roll with it. Always take the blame. Just sort of absorb it and keep being your cool self!
In the end, you played it just right Hunter. Lennon looks pretty damn happy! (Now, keep your grubby little hands off her mate!!!)
And then if you see a stylish hottie rolling by, you sort of just give her a "what's up" glance. You know, not too much, just a nod. A gesture that says, "you got something girl, and I'm letting you know it."
9 Times out of 10, if you played parts one and two correctly, she's going to feel your confident, "I'm cool with or without you vibe." She's locked in now.
But as we dudes know, girl's are emotional creatures and you sort of have to go with the flow. Basically, if they get bummed, you just roll with it. Always take the blame. Just sort of absorb it and keep being your cool self!
In the end, you played it just right Hunter. Lennon looks pretty damn happy! (Now, keep your grubby little hands off her mate!!!)
Friday, October 10, 2008
Here's some more...
Leanne Shapton
The Kids Ruled!!!
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